postcardsfromspace:

fernacular:

lumeina:

nightmareloki:

gokuma:

robofillet:

yes im a boy

yes i knit things

This guy should be some crazy DC villain…

OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.

oh god someone do this

FERNACULAR

GET ON IT

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I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!


He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters

can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?

CLEARLY this is a fake crafter boy. I bet he doesn’t even really knit—he’s just posing in that skimpy shirt with his sister’s knitting needles to get girls’ attention. I mean, it’s almost pitiful. Who has four knitting needles out at once when you only use two at a time? That’s not even how you HOLD knitting needles. What a fucking slattern.

…See what I did there?

(Point aside: Rock on, dude. Knitting is the bomb. Keep owning it. Also THOSE YARN MONSTERS ARE SO GOOD.)

(via themarysue)

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